HIP HIP CARAZY HOORAY! It's long weekend time for my fellow Canucks AND long weekend time for my lovely red, white and bleu friends!!! The madness starts tomorrow... are you all ready?! I'm finallllyyyy getting my IPAD today - white with a red cover, no less: I'm sooo Canada - and I couldn't have imagined a happier beginning to this batshit weekend. No more bitchin' about Benedict's gadgets.. I've been blessed with my own, babies!
Many of you might be thinking: Lauren, you special, special child, you spelled WEEKND wrong in your title....you're missing the 'e' darling...that's awkward............
Now, now - calm yourselves, chickens. No grammar crimes have been committed. YES, it is the long weekend with an 'e', but it's also time a perfect time for you all to listen to THE WEEKND. You will want this music blasting ASAP, trust-a me. This guy ignites
my soul loins with his spicy melodies. Warning: It'll be very hard for you to keep your pants on after you press play. I suggest you isolate yourselves, stat. Hide your salsicce, lovers!!!!
What wicked games will you be playing over the next few days??? Promise me that whatever you're playing, you won't be protecting your lower halves with these:
|Gollum feet, my precious.|
I swear, I saw a man wearing these 'shoes' at Zara in NYC and was so creeped out by his webbed feet that I ran to the other side of the store to hide behind a rack of jersey. It didn't help that he was balding, crawling around on the floor and hissing violently in peoples faces...... well, not really, but, you get it. I can't even explain the full effect these psychotic foot covers had on my fragile psyche. My advice for this scrummy weekend is thus summarized: Leave the toe condoms at home.
Before I wish you well, I feel it is my duty as your B(Blogger)FF to introduce you to Mikkat Market. If you find yourselves jonesing for some new garb this weekend, I highly recommend you finger-saunter (ew....LOL) on over to this online shop. It is a FABULOUS resource chock-full of VERY well priced sartorial scrumptiousness. I especially recommend this 'fringed poncho' - at $41 it is a baby bargoon that will carry you through the entire summer.
Throw this puppy on over your romper, maxi, cut-offs or bather for a Crazy-approved lewk. Stevie would be proud, kids.
Be safe and have yourselves a rip-roaringly rad weekend. I'll be back in the next couple o' days with the most incredible Sangria recipe - I swear, I've consumed an oceanload of libations and this one, in the words of my beautiful Bismah, "fffuuucckking rrrrrocks." NEXT WEEK the insanity continues: we have Resort Pt 2, a discussion on NEON, and alotta extra absurdity to discuss before I zoot off to LA.
For now, I send you off with a question to ponder:
WHICH CRAZY GIRL RUNS THE MOTHAEFFIN FASHUN WORLD BETTER?
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